So has Tinder been your go-to for a possibility of sustaining your dating life for as long as you remember? If yes, you might find this article really helpful as it provides you with a great variety of Tinder pickup lines for guys.
At this point with the dread of the advancement of the novel coronavirus hanging above our heads, all these online shenanigans are seeming much more appropriate and safer. And the best part about it is you don’t even have to dress up or maybe dress up till your waistline for all the video cam people.
So let’s dive in and find you a great Tinder pickup line that applies smoother than butter!
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Cool Tinder Pickup Lines for Guys
Are you looking for cool Tinder pickup lines to put to use? Look no further as you can find them right below. Scroll through and pick whatever suits you!
- I hope you believe in karma because I know a lot of karma-sutra.
- Not much of a bio, you mind if I lightening round you a few questions?
- I’d say God Bless you, but it looks like he already did.
- I’ve had a crush on you for 2 hours.
- Was your father a thief? ‘Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
- Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
- I really like your (insert something from her pictures and try to make it interesting) in your picture.
- For some reason, I was feeling a little off today. But when you came along, you definitely turned me on.
- What’s the craziest thing you’ve ever done?
- Do you have a job? I need a woman who can support me while I play video games all day.
- I may not be a genie, but I can make your dreams come true.
- Is your personality as angelic as your hair?
- Life without you would be like a broken pencil… pointless.
- Damn, you have a dog! Does that mean I’ll never win the “best ever cuddler” title?
- Are you my phone charger? Because without you, I’d die.
- I have some really bad news babe. *Oh, what’s that then?* the divorce papers just came in; our court date is Saturday. *I’ll see you in court then* Also I’m keeping the dog and the house and the cars and the yacht… you can keep the kids
- What are the chances that I see you naked tonight? ?
- Want to come over to mine and watch porn on my flat screen mirror?
- Are you a parking ticket? ‘Cause you’ve got fine written all over you.
- I’m thinking you’re a robber because you just totally stole my heart.
- If you could any famous artist (dead or alive) paint your portrait, who would it be?
- I’m certain your heart stops when you sneeze. The same thing that happens when I’m pondering you.
- Can you tell me what time you’ll unzip your pants, please?
- I must be in a museum because you truly are a work of art.
- Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.
- I’m new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
- Drinks or coffee this week?
- Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.
- If Covid-19 doesn’t take you out, can I?
- 69 miles away, huh? Well, that’s ironic…
- Was your father an alien? Because there’s nothing else like you on Earth!
- You’re so beautiful you just made me forget my pickup line.
- Give me your car keys so I can drive you crazy.
- You’re so coming over to watch Game of Thrones and making out…popcorn’s on me! ?
- I see you’re ………. Miles away. I thought heaven was further.
- Dinner first, or can we go straight for dessert?
- Not flexing but I have 60 rolls of ultra-soft toilet paper
- Favorite meal: Thai, Italian, or French?
Best Tinder Pickup Lines
Here are a few smoking Tinder pickup lines that might help you today if you’re instantaneously looking for one. You can also use these as your inspiration and come up with one yourself. Try it!
- I’m not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.
- I see you like reading, did you know I’m writing a book? *Are you now, what’s it about?* It’s about beautiful girls I call it ‘my phone book’, unfortunately, it’s missing your number
- Are you sure you’re not tired? You’ve been running through my mind all day.
- Do I know you? ‘Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend/boyfriend.
- I just saw the best upsexy EVER! *What’s upsexy?* Wow, you’re forward. Not much, what about you?
- Did you know you’re the hottest (insert generic name here- Jessica, Stacy, Mike, etc) on Tinder?
- Is your name winter? Because you’ll be coming soon
- I usually go for 8’s but I guess I’ll settle for a 10.
- I would love to offer you a cigarette but seriously, you are already smoking hot!
- If you could be anywhere in the world, doing anything you like right now, where would you be and what would you do?
- Hey, we’re a match! Does this mean we’re dating now? Give me a second, I need to change my Facebook relationship status.
- Are you an exam? Because I have been studying you like crazy.
- Do you want to commit a sin for your next confessional?
- I’d say you’re the bomb, but that could turn into lethal conversation…
- What’s a perfect gentleman like myself doing without your phone number?
- You don’t need keys to drive me crazy.
- Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, We’re a match on Tinder, So I think we should screw.
- If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?
- This is how I’d describe you in three emojis [insert cute emojis] Now you describe yourself in three emojis.
- Hello *Pretends to be a waiter*. Here’s your icebreaker garnished with awkwardness.
- Damn, you’re a knockout. Was your father a boxer, or did you just get lucky with the gene pool? I bet you a cocktail your personality is even better than your looks too!?
- You’re the only snack I need for quarantine
- Do you ever just lie down at night, look up at the stars and think about all the messed up things in the world? Like why is there a ‘D’ in ‘fridge’ but no ‘D’ in ‘refrigerator’?
- You must be my Tinderella because I’m going to make that dress disappear at midnight.
- Do you have a personality as attractive as your eyes?
- Would you grab my arm, so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?
- I hope you know that I am 100% committed to this tinder relationship
- Hey gorgeous, will you be my Tinderella?
- On a lazy Sunday: Netflix all day, getting lost in a museum, or cuddling with me?
- The only thing I’m infected by is an attraction to you.
- I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
- I’m not into watching sunsets, but I’d love to see you go down.
- Are you a dictionary? Cause you’re adding meaning to my life.
- You shall be my Wife
- Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
- Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.
- I really don’t have a library card but can I please check you out?
Interesting Pick-Up Lines for Tinder
Well, science suggests, be interested to be interesting. Most often keeping your date engaged in a conversation or just catching the vibe seems difficult.
So after you initialize and you freeze, let them set the pace and the tone and you guys can go from thereon. Here are a few Tinder pickup lines to get you started! 
- Send a cute GIF.
- What’s one thing you can’t live without?
- Sorry, it took me so long to message you, I was at Whole Foods trying to figure out what you like for breakfast.
- You look like you’re suffering from a lack of vitamin me.
- Roses are red. you’re cute as a duck. Let’s go on a date. And then we can cuddle.
- You look like trouble (devil emoji or wink emoji).
- Was your dad a boxer? Because damn, you’re a knockout!
- Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
- Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to all my prayers.
- You’re so hot, my zipper is falling for you.
- What’s a smart, attractive, young… a man like me doing without your number?
- Do you believe in love at first sight or should I pass by again?
- There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off you.
- Hey! My name is Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
- I’m no mathematician, but I’m pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, give me yours and watch what I can do with it.
- We matched! Does that mean you’re coming over to my place tonight, or should we meet and establish we aren’t serial killers or living with our parents first?
- Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!
- You sound busy…any chance of adding me to your to-do list?
- They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.
- Kiss me if I’m wrong but dinosaurs still exist right?
- Didn’t I see you on the cover of Vogue?
- You look like you love adventure, you know some guys love spontaneous/ adventurous girls.
- Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest.
- I was wondering if you had an extra heart. Mine was just stolen.
- You are pretty much perfect. If I could change anything the only thing I would change would be your last name.
- My mom told me not to talk to strangers online, but I’ll make an exception for you.
- Going to Whole Foods, want me to pick you up anything?
- You’re sweeter than 3.14. Tell me I just won the cheesy pickup line competition?
- They say Tinder is a numbers game… so can I get your number?
- Sorry, the position for the Spanish teacher has been filled. What I’m looking for at the moment is a bedroom acrobatic teacher.
- Has anyone ever told you, you look a lot like (insert a beautiful celebrity they kind of look like)?
- Is your dad a terrorist? Cause you’re the bomb.
- If beauty were time, you’d be an eternity
- Hey, I was writing an article on the finer things in life and I was hoping I could interview you.
- I’m lost. Can you give me directions to your heart?
- You’ve got the best smile on tinder. I bet you use Crest.
- You must be a small amount of red phosphorus and I must be a tiny wooden stick… Because we’re a match.
- They say that kissing is a language of love, so would you mind starting a conversation with me?
- Maybe you can help me. I forgot the password to my account, and when I hit ‘password hint,’ it keeps telling me ‘Jessica’s phone number.’
Funny Tinder Pickup Lines for Guys
It’s crucial to have fun whether it’s your first date or third. Here are some fun Tinder pickup lines that you can try to juggle with your date or a surprise encounter at a party, bar, or maybe a library!
- I’m not going to be your husband but I am going to be the man you’re thinking about twenty years from now.
- Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see!
- Send me your favorite GIF so I get to know you better?
- Do you mind if I walk you home? My mother always told me to follow my dreams.
- Do you believe in love at first swipe?
- Truth or dare?
- Are we, like, married now?
- Does this mean I won’t be a virgin by the end of the week?
- If you were a dessert, what would you be?
- We should skip the week of chatting/ small talk and just go on a coffee date.
- A three-day weekend is coming up. Are you a) heading for the mountains b) going to the beach c) sleeping till noon d) partying all night?
- There’s only one thing I want to change about you, and that’s your last name.
- Let’s flip a coin. Head’s you’re mine, tails I’m yours.
- Are you my appendix? Because this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.
- I value my breath so I’d appreciate it if you’d stop taking it away.
- How many times have you pictured me naked since we matched?
- Is there an airport nearby or is it my heart taking off?
- I’m sorry, were you talking to me? [No] Well then, please start.
- I’m already picturing you naked. So what can I do to impress you so much I actually get to see you naked?
- We matched! Does that mean you’re coming over to my place tonight, or should we meet and establish we aren’t serial killers or living with our parents first?
- If you’re as good at cuddling as you’re good looking, I’m signing myself up on the waitlist for a date. ?
- Hi, how was heaven when you left it?
- Even during the corona pandemic, the most contagious thing is still your smile
- Is your name Earl Grey? Because you look like a hot-tea!
- You look like trouble. I like it.
- You’re seriously hot. And I’m seriously happy we matched.
- My parents are so excited, they can’t wait to meet you!
- Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend/girlfriend material?
- We’re a match! The next step is to pick a wedding date, right?
- You don’t know how many times I had to swipe left to find you!
- You look like you have great energy, I’m curious, where do you get it from? Yoga? Sports? Dance?
- Have you ever been to Antarctica? *No, why?* No way neither have I, we have so much in common!
- I never saw you coming and I’ll never be the same.
- I’m on top of things. Would you like to be one of them?
- Titanic. That’s my icebreaker. What’s up?
- Somebody call the cops because it’s got to be illegal to look that good!
- You remind me of a magnet because you sure are attracting me over here!
- Hey…Are you’re from McDonald’s because I’m seriously just loving it.
- I’d say you’re as beautiful as a Greek goddess, but what I can remember from history class, they were all pretty crazy…
- Come on. Be honest: how many times have you pictured me naked since we matched?
- Can you take me to the doctors? Because I just broke my leg falling for you.
- Excuse me, do you have a band-aid? Cause I scraped my knee falling for you.
Final Thoughts
Also, while Tinder is a great medium for finding people sitting miles away from you that might just be your significant other I hope you haven’t given up the thought that your Prince Charming/ Cinderella might live a couple of blocks from you and it doesn’t hurt to try.
All I am trying to say is it’s easy to lose yourself in this online connecting world and forget about getting out once in a while and making connections in real life.
Remember to respect your prey and his/her boundaries. One more thing, these above options are there for you always, but don’t be afraid to go off-script once in a while if you feel like it! Just have fun and keep safe!