250 Funny Twitter Bios and Ideas to Attract Followers

Hi! So I just made a Twitter account, I mean ‘just’ as in not right now but it’s safe to say that I am still a newbie. Anyway, so here we’ll talk all about your twitter bios- how to write fun original twitter bios yourself, have a look at some ordinary and some extra-ordinary ones to get an idea what usually is the scene and to top it off I’ve listed some really cool and funny twitter bios that I found while I was surfing for mine! Let’s go ahead and get started then. We’ll look at a few taken one’s first!

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Twitter Bios For Businesses, Institutions, Schools, Clubs, School Teams

If you are making an account for your school football team or you want to market your start-up, let’s say its better if your bio is short, precise, and to the point. Or it could also be your tag line like Skittles’ which is also short, precise, and direct!

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@harvardmed – Official Twitter home of Harvard Medical School, featuring our advances in biomedical research, trends in medical education, and more.

@dartmouth – The official Twitter account of Dartmouth College! #Dartmouth | #GoBigGreen

@yalefootball – The official Twitter account of Yale Football. 2019 Ivy League Champions. NCAA Division I FCS & Ivy League member. #ThisIsYale

@MIT – The Massachusetts Institute of Technology is a world leader in research and education. Related accounts:@MITevents@MITstudents@MIT_alumni

@RPdpu – (Rotaract Club of PDPU) – Fellowship through Service. United We Serve. RID:3054 | Zone 1
@latimeshealth – Health, fitness, and wellness news 💪🏋️‍♀️🏃‍♀️from@latimes
@tacobell – Live Más
@Skittles – The Official Tweeter of Awesomeness. Follow the Rainbow. Taste the Rainbow.
@ABC – All the news and information you need to see, curated by the@ABC News team. instagram.com/abcnews Tips: abcn.ws/tips
@pepsi – If you’re looking for hot takes and cold Pepsi, you’ve come to the right place.
@theCALMzone – Suicide is the UK’s biggest killer of men under 45. Free, confidential helpline 0800 58 58 58 & webchat open 5pm-12am daily. We don’t offer support on Twitter.
@Etsy – The market to find whatever you’re into, whoever you are. Have a question? Tweet @EtsyHelp. Discover other Etsy accounts worth following: etsy.me/1UJlr1Q
@snapchatsupport – Snapping, snacking, and supporting! Discover tips, find answers to common questions, and get even more help on our support site: support.snapchat.com
@gucci – Join the #GucciCommunity against Covid-19
@Tesla – Electric cars, giant batteries and solar
@TEDTalks – TED is a nonprofit devoted to spreading ideas. Red circle Find your next favorite TED Talk with TED Recommends: t.ted.com/iYoRrdf

Twitter Bios For Personal Accounts

Below are Twitter bios for personal accounts, or fandom accounts, or fictional characters’ accounts you can just get creative and have fun! Keep in mind it’s probably something usually everyone notices if they log into your profile! So you can put yourself out there or however you want them to perceive you really!

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@SrBachchan – “तुमने हमें पूज पूज कर पत्थर कर डाला; वे जो हमपर जुमले कसते हैं हमें ज़िंदा तो समझते हैं “~ हरिवंश राय बच्चन

@mktoon – I play with toys and make cartoons for a living. I’m basically Tom Hanks in BIG.

@johnlegend – Chrissy’s husband. Father of Luna & Miles. No relation to Arthur. Drink like me: @lve_wines

@KimKardashian – Shop KKW x KRIS by @KKWFRAGRANCE & @SKIMS Stretch Rib Collection now!

@brant – It only ends once. Anything that happens before that is just progress.

@EzraButler – I’m the illegitimate love-child of Strategy and Creativity. Now neither parent admits to having me…

@b_shawarma – Just a curious human who’ll listen to your favorite song.

@DisabledWarVet_ – PTSD advocate! Commentator and shit talker. One of the first investors of  @marsoneproject

@tomhanks – I’m that actor in some of the movies you liked and some you didn’t. Sometimes I’m in pretty good shape, other times I’m not. Hey, you gotta live, you know?

@MichaelACaruso – I’ve learned I don’t know anything.  Have also learned that people will pay for what I know.  Life is good.

@ProbablyBaking – Living one day at a time, with a fresh-baked cookie. Okay.  And with a coffee.  And maybe some chocolate. But I promise to take my vitamins.

@TheEllenShow – Comedian, talk show host, and ice road trucker. My tweets are real, and they’re spectacular. @ellentube @theellenfund

@CKRapp – My life was changed by a train.

@sixthformpoet – please buy my book, I owe people money.

@Tweeetstreet – Nothing more than a man who cared enough to try

@Mobium – Buddy, can you paradigm?

@takadzunga – African… Villager. Philanthropist…

@divy_khamesra – funny lad who eats food and talks football

@richardbranson – Tie-loathing adventurer, philanthropist & troublemaker, who believes in turning ideas into reality. Otherwise known as Dr. Yes at @virgin!

@cshirky – Bald. Unreliable. Easily distracted

@SiriouslySusan – Susan Bennett, Voice Actor, Singer, Speaker, and the Original voice of Siri. Representation by VOX, Inc., Los Angeles, http://Voxusa.net random

@_PenelopeNYC – Coffee-Drinker, eReader Addict, Mom, Blogger.  I’m very busy and important

@JeffBezos – Amazon, Blue Origin, Washington Post

@PamelaLund – Spreading smiles like they’re herpes

@Anpehuis – Viestintäpäällikkö, Alexandria Pankkiiriliike Oyj. Yhteisöviestinnän opiskelija @ JY. Salibandyintoilija ja ruokaharrastaja. Twiitit yksityishenkilönä.

@Laura_the_Wise – Nerdfighter.  Determined dreamer.  Has ambitions to be a crazy cat lady if marrying various celebrity crushes proves impossible.

@chrissyteigen – de-motivational speaker personal assistant to baby girl Lisa

@snotforprofit – The only person on Twitter who doesn’t claim to be a social media guru.

@MarentetteA – like tattoos, camping, canoeing, Chive, archery, books, and whatever makes me laugh and I love my wife and dogs

@AskAaronLee – I do Marketing. Trying to perfect the art of making cappuccino. Introvert with awesome hair. Follow Instagram.com/shortofheight Mail hi@askaaronlee.com

@imDMehtaa –  Want to be a Programmer, Photographer, Hacker, Leader, and this is NOT just dreams. This is GOALS.

@IvankaTrump – Wife, mother, sister, daughter. Advisor to POTUS on job creation + economic empowerment, workforce development & entrepreneurship. Personal Pg. Views are my own

@janefcox – Insert pretentious crap about myself here.

How To Generate Your Own Twitter Bios?

You have only 160 characters to introduce yourself to a third person, to make a friend, to date, or to just add a follower maybe. What would you have it say about you? I’ll help you with some tips that I have gathered to leave an impression with a unique bio. Let’s dive right in!

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  1. Decide your target audience if there’s a type you want to attract. If you want followers for you business make sure to use keywords so that you pop in searches! If you want to attract people with similar frequency as yours, exhibit that!
  2. Take up the space and find your voice! You have only 160 characters to entice someone to have them make a positive decision whether they should follow you. Say your part.
  3. You simply answer a few questions like- who are you? What do you like to do? Is there something you don’t really like? What do you do professionally? Something you believe in. What would Beyonce do? Get ingenious!
  4. Don’t use supercalifragilisticexpialidocious! I mean you can use the word but then you’ll just connect to Mary  Poppins and others will just not get you. If you want to connect to a broader audience, use lamen words that most can understand and relate to. Also, don’t throw around avoidable buzzwords like ‘Life hacker’ or ‘Hustler’, it sounds superficial and shallow.
  5. It’s hard to forget a humorous bio. Here, @UberFacts has -‘The most unimportant things you never need to know.’ Now that’s something different and original! Be that guy!
  6. Use your native language or the language you love to converse in. That should be fun!

Inspirational And Motivational Twitter Bios

Here are some intensely motivational Twitter bios to pump up the confidence to anyone lives who reads it.

  1. Perseverance pays… a lot!
  2. One person’s LOL is another’s WTF.
  3. Some things are better in dreams. So I became the dream!
  4. Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else.
  5. Absolutely awkward, proudest of nerd & geek, decreaser of world sucking
  6. I don’t want to forget something that once made us smile.
  7. Girl with a strong desire to travel the world and explore new places.
  8. When I miss you it seems every song I listen to is about you.
  9. You are either on my side, by my side, or in my fu*king way. Choose wisely.
  10. A day in the life of me: Eat avocado toast, post Twitter videos, reply to Twitter comments.
  11. Creating my own sunshine.
  12. There are three kinds of people in this world, and I don’t like any of them
  13. Don’t stand too close to the heater babe. Plastic melts.
  14. Eating a whole apple core because you can’t be bothered going to the bin, admit it, you’ve done it.
  15. You’re never going to have me.
  16. My life with you is something that I would never trade, even for all of the riches under heaven.
  17. Where the heck am I? How did I get here?
  18. She created a life she loved
  19. Don’t ever be afraid to shine.
  20. I don’t care how hard being together is, nothing is worse than being apart.
  21. Have lots of hair and like ugly things
  22. I´m not mean, I´m just brutally honest. It´s not my fault that truth hurts. Here´s a band-aid.
  23. I always tell new hires, don’t think of me as your boss, think of me as your friend who can fire you.
  24. I’m not smart; I just wear glasses.
  25. Take only memories, leave only footprints
  26. We have tomorrows for a reason.
  27. I’d rather spend one moment holding you than a lifetime knowing I never could.
  28. It’s not an attitude, it’s the way I am.
  29. She was a rainbow, but he was color blind.
  30. Dear Lord: The gods have been good to me. For the first time in my life, everything is absolutely perfect just the way it is. So here’s the deal: You freeze everything the way it is, and I won’t ask for anything more. If that is OK, please give me absolutely no sign. OK, deal. In gratitude, I present you this offering of cookies and milk. If you want me to eat them for you, give me no sign. Thy will be done.

Funny and Cool Twitter Bios

And here are some of the best and funny Twitter bios that were really hard to find but worth it. People would definitely not forget once they read your Twitter bio.

  1. I’m actually not funny. I’m just really mean and people think I’m joking.
  2. Here’s my story for the history books
  3. Press Conference did, Now time for Some Music.
  4. Blood type: matte black with a hint of gold.
  5. Since light travels faster than sound, I appear bright until you hear me speak.
  6. Life goes on, with or without you.
  7. Catch flights not feelings
  8. CGPA available for adoption – Can’t raise it myself.
  9. I´m sexy and I know it!
  10. 50% Savage. 50% Sweetness.
  11. Buoyant, waggish, efficacious, indefatigable, demiurgic, convivial marketing companion, self-made thousandaire
  12. It wasn’t always easy but it’s worth it.
  13. When you love me like that, I melt into honey. Let’s be sweet together.
  14. Accept that some days you are the pigeon, and some days you are the statue. – Dilbert
  15. Can anything be more valuable than our love? Since you are with me, my only measurement is in heartbeats.
  16. Perfect has seven letters and so does meeeeee.
  17. I do a thing called what I want.
  18. Remember that guy who gave up? Neither does no one else.
  19. I work an unpaid internship as a professional nerd
  20. I heard you’re a player. Nice to meet you, I’m the coach.
  21. There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it.
  22. Life is short. Make every hair flip count.
  23. She was simple like quantum physics.
  24. All the blood, sweat, and tears will be worth it when I get to spend forever by your side.
  25. Don’t take life too seriously, you won’t get out alive.
  26. Some things are better in dreams. So I became the dream!
  27. 5’2 my height but my attitude 6’1.
  28. You can call me queen bee.
  29. I hope Karma slaps you in the face before I do.
  30. Best. Selfie. Ever.You don’t have to like me; I’m not a Facebook status.
  31. Confidence level: selfie with no filter.
  32. A man of mystery and power, whose power is exceeded only by his mystery
  33. My circle is small because I am into quality, not quantity.
  34. Think about doing something than doing someone!
  35. Every storm runs out of rain
  36. What should I put here?
  37. Your life does not get better by chance.It gets better by change
  38. Be happy; it drives people crazy.
  39. Sometimes, it’s better to be alone… No one can hurt you.
  40. A sass a day keeps the basics away.
  41. A very caffeine dependant life form.
  42. Kanye attitude with Drake’s feelings.
  43. I would rather die of passion than of boredom.
  44. Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else.
  45. I don’t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
  46. There is no other woman in the world like you. I am the luckiest man alive to be able to call you mine.
  47. Die having memories don’t die with just dreams.
  48. My job is secure. No one else wants it.
  49. The most painful goodbyes are those which were never said and never explained.
  50. I want a cute, long relationship where everyone is like damn they’re still together?
  51. First I drink the coffee. Then I do things.
  52. Tell me not to do something and I will do it twice and take pictures.
  53. Try not to think for a brief moment that I really mind what you need to say.
  54. Born at a very young age
  55. Kinda classy, kinda hood.
  56. *Insert your bio here*
  57. Do you know what I like about people? Their dogs.
  58. Sassy, Classy, and Bad-assy!
  59. Don’t be ashamed of who you are. That’s your parent’s job.
  60. I’ve been waiting for hours and I’ll be waiting for hours more, till my love arrives and my heart’s fulfilled.
  61. I have not lost my mind – it’s backed up on HD somewhere.
  62. Just a cupcake looking for a stud muffin.
  63. I absolutely hate Twitter and anything else having to do with hashtags.
  64. A human. Being.
  65. People only follow my twitter because I use sassy twitter bios Ugh…
  66. Avoid arguments about the toilet seat…use the sink…
  67. Why cry for someone when you can laugh next to someone else?
  68. A sass a day keeps the basics away.
  69. I´m not mean, I´m just brutally honest. It´s not my fault that truth hurts. Here´s a band-aid.
  70. I’ve never been able to figure out this damn Facebook bio thing.
  71. This is my town.
  72. Good Samaritan, washed-up athlete, especially gifted napper.
  73. Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.
  74. It is not an attitude. It is the way I am.
  75. When you fall for someone’s personality, almost everything about them becomes handsome and beautiful.
  76. Imperfection is beauty, madness is a genius, and it’s better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.
  77. I’ve realized that the Beatles got it wrong. Love isn’t all we need—love is all there is.
  78. Don’t listen to what they say. Go see
  79. Good times and tan lines.
  80. It’s my time to step into the spotlight, I’ve earned it.
  81. I always laugh when people try to hurt my feelings. As if I have any.
  82. Always Classy, never trashy, and a little bit sassy.
  83. Seize the moment, ‘cause tomorrow you might be dead.
  84. Making the Snuggie look good since 2009.
  85. Dime piece.
  86. Buddy, can you paradigm?
  87. Just about the time when you think you can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends.
  88. Stay humble. Be kind. Work hard.
  89. Best. Selfie. Ever.
  90. If you can’t love yourself, how in the hell you gonna love somebody else?
  91. Life goes on with or without you
  92. Anyone knows my twitter username not making a new account again.
  93. Before you, I never believed in forever. Now, I know that is not long enough to spend with you.
  94. I’m not crazy my reality is just different than yours.
  95. Make the difficult look easy. Make the impossible look cute.
  96. Be a Badass with a good ass.
  97. A Caffeine dependent life-form
  98. Life isn’t perfect but your outfit can be.
  99. Strong alone, unstoppable together.

Good Twitter Bios for Guys and Girls

If you’re a journalist, we got you covered as well. Here are amazing Twitter bios for journalists and writers.

  1. Don’t look into my eyes, They may say What I’m trying to hide.
  2. I have this new theory that human adolescence doesn’t end until your early thirties.
  3. She turned her cants into cans and her dreams into plans.
  4. The best of me is yet to come.
  5. Facebook is telling me to ’reconnect’ with my brother…hmmm, I see him every day 😀
  6. Generally, the path of least resistance appeals. Also, I am excellent at parallel parking.
  7. I know I changed baby. That was the point.
  8. Kind of a good samaritan, terrible athlete, but extremely blessed in the napping skills department.
  9. What do you think of the view?
  10. Her attitude is savage but her heart is gold.
  11. People say you’ve changed, well I couldn’t stay a sperm forever! could I?
  12. Be savage, not average.
  13. Someday, there’s going to be an updated version of me.
  14. We are all going to hell and I am driving the bus
  15. Your life becomes a masterpiece when you learn to master peace.
  16. Humble, with just a hint of Kanye.
  17. I’ll never try to fit in. I was born to STAND OUT.
  18. The best of me is yet to come.
  19. I’m as single as a dollar and I’m not looking for a change.
  20. It’s funny how people say they miss you but don’t even make an effort to see you.
  21. Fabulous ends in “us” coincidence? I think not
  22. Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise.– some dead guy
  23. Quality over quantity.
  24. Infuriatingly humble reader.
  25. I used to have a handle on life… but it broke.
  26. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
  27. Throw sass around like confetti.
  28. Attitudes are contagious. Make yours worth catching
  29. I hold the key to world peace, but somebody changed the lock!
  30. Awesome ends with ME and Ugly starts with You.
  31. Why blend in when you born to stand out
  32. Stop wearing your wishbone where your backbone ought to be.
  33. You’re a bad idea but I like bad ideas.
  34. If you listen closely, you can hear me not caring.
  35. Making PJs look hot since (year of birth).
  36. I always feel sad for seedless watermelons, because what if they wanted babies?
  37. Being positive in a negative situation is not naïve, it’s leadership
  38. I am coming back to face the reality that a normal day is not beer on the beach or calamari in the belly.
  39. Be you, do you, for you.
  40. While heaven must surely mourn the loss of one of its own, we mere mortals celebrate your grace.
  41. Just a cupcake looking for a stud muffin
  42. I can only please one person a day. Today isn’t your day. Tomorrow doesn’t look good either.
  43. I love sarcasm. It is like punching someone in the face with words.
  44. If you think adventures are dangerous, try routine: it’s lethal.
  45. I can quote (Insert movie) better than you and all your friends.
  46. Crazy hair, don’t care.
  47. I have this new theory that human adolescence doesn’t end until your early thirties.
  48. You is kind, you is smart, you is important.
  49. Take a ride on my energy.
  50. The sweetest joy, the wildest woe is love.
  51. If I keep paying attention, I’m going to be in debt.
  52. Darling, I’m a nightmare dressed like a daydream.
  53. I’m not perfect. I’ll annoy you, make fun of you, say stupid things, but you’ll never find someone who loves you as much as I do.
  54. Heaven won’t have me… and hell is afraid I’ll take over!
  55. Stop wearing your wishbone where your backbone ought to be.
  56. Dear Lord, there is a bug in your software…it’s called #Monday, please fix it…
  57. I’m headed to space with the rest of the stars.
  58. If you end up with a boring miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it. – Frank Zappa
  59. Oh darling, go buy a personality.
  60. I always laugh when people try to hurt my feelings. As if I have any.
  61. Be yourself; because an original is worth more than a copy.
  62. If you dare, take my hand and take me to where your heart is.
  63. Maybe I want to feel what it’s like to love like you.
  64. I don’t make mistakes, I date them.
  65. Seize the moment, ‘cause tomorrow you might be dead.
  66. I already want to take a nap tomorrow.
  67. I have to be funny because being hot just isn’t an option for me at this point.
  68. Be yourself, everyone else is taken
  69. Aggressively infancy and stuff
  70. It won’t always be easy, but always try to do what’s right.
  71. Yup, I’m just another Instagram influencer on Twitter
  72. I’m a cupcake in search for her stud muffin
  73. Stupidity is not a crime, so you’re free to go.
  74. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
  75. Going where I feel most alive.
  76. Keep your heels, head, and standard high
  77. Short, sassy, cute, and classy.
  78. Even people who are good for nothing can bring a smile on your face when pushed down the stairs…
  79. Sunshine mixed with a little hurricane.
  80. Please don’t forget to smile.
  81. I’m not sure how many problems I have because math is one of them
  82. I Can’t remember who I stole my bio from or why
  83. The Master of Disguise.
  84. Better an Oops than a What-If
  85. The reason I like you is simple – love, laughter, and your smile.
  86. Here to serve…. the cat overlord
  87. If I wanted to kill myself I’d climb your ego and jump to your IQ.
  88. Fabulous ends in “us” coincidence? I think not.
  89. All you hipsters need to stop wearing Nirvana shirts if you don’t even listen to them.
  90. Welcome to my world
  91. We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse.
  92. Shut up, I wear heels bigger than your d*ck.
  93. Be anything but predictable
  94. If I was a writer I’d have a better Twitter bio quote.
  95. Throwing kindness around like confetti.
  96. You’re not gonna tell me who I am. I’m gonna tell you who I am.
  97. Recovering ice cream addict.
  98. I practice what I post.
  99. Hi, my hobbies include breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
  100. I’ve fallen in love many times always with you.
  101. Her attitude savage but her heart is gold
  102. I know looks aren’t everything, but I have them just in case.
  103. Success is in my veins
  104. Life is what happens to you while you scroll through Twitter.
  105. I wish common sense was common.
  106. Congratulations, If you press the elevator button three times it goes into hurry mode – really…
  107. Just making sure to love life.
  108. Don’t listen to what they say, go see.
  109. Tell me not to do something and I will do it twice and take pictures.
  110. The best things come from living outside of your comfort zone
  111. Eat, pray, slay.
  112. If you can’t love yourself, how in the hell you gonna love somebody else?
  113. I’m not mad you told all my friends I’m a psycho. They’re my friends, they already know.
  114. I still don’t understand Facebook, but here I am!
  115.  My hobbies are breakfast, lunch, and dinner topped with a chocolate dessert.
  116. You’ll know they’re special when no matter what kind of mood you’re in, they can always manage to make you smile.
  117. Who said money can’t buy happiness, I think he was using money wrong.
  118. I was born to stand out.
  119. Dreams don’t work unless you do.
  120. Probably the best meat eater in the world.
  121. Words cannot express my passion and love for Fridays!
  122. You’re still a little kitten that looks at my eyes, wanting love in this cold world.
  123. First I drink the coffee. Then I do things.
  124. Recommended by 4 out of 5 people who recommend things
  125. When it rains look for rainbows when it’s dark I look for stars.
  126. Follow your heart, listen to your inner voice, stop caring about what others think. ― Roy T. Bennett
  127. Professional procrastinator
  128. God gave me a lot of hair, but not a lot of height
  129. Fair is where you get cotton candy
  130. I like my coffee how I like myself: Dark, bitter, and too hot for you.
  131. Travel is the only thing you buy that makes you richer
  132. You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.
  133. As the joker said if you are good at something why do it for free…
  134. No matter what has happened. Or what you’ve done. And you will do. I will always love you. I swear it.
  135. Serving you a feast of vibrant grids.
  136. I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.
  137. A sass a day keeps the basics away.
  138. Bald. Often Unreliable. Easily distracted
  139. I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
  140. Tell me not to do something and I will do it twice and take pictures.
  141. Gifted napper, talker, and ice cream eater.
  142. It’s sexy time.
  143. Relationships these days start by pressing like on her photo.
  144. Some of the best moments in your life are those you can’t tell anyone about.
  145. I hold the key to the secrets of the universe. I just can’t find the lock
  146. Those who do not travel only read one page
  147. If there’s no love in the world… let’s make some.
  148. To be brave is to love unconditionally without expecting anything in return.
  149. Just make sure to love life

Best Twitter Bios About Life

Based on different phases of life that you may be going through here are a few Twitter bios about life.

  1. That cool moment when I feel proud… when a girl asks “are you on Facebook?
  2. I hope Karma slaps you in the face before I do.
  3. Due to an intense mind fog, all of my thoughts have been grounded until further notice.
  4. Analog at birth, digital by design
  5. Sometimes you just need some space… to fart.
  6. Sweet as sugar, tough as nails
  7. I’m jealous of my parents, I’ll never be able to have a kid as cool as theirs.
  8. I am an actor and a writer and I co-created my breakfast and my son, Malachai.
  9. Smile big. Laugh Often. Never take life for granted
  10. Go the extra mile, it’s never crowded
  11. Sometimes I’m not angry, I’m hurt and there’s a big difference.
  12. I’m best served with coffee and a side of sarcasm
  13. We have tomorrows for a reason
  14. Scratch here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to unveil my secret bio.
  15. I get it from my mama
  16. Trying to remember who I was before the world told me who to be.
  17. Always aiming to be a rainbow at the end of a thunderstorm.
  18. I survived because the fire inside me burned brighter than the fire around me.
  19. If I say – first of all – run away because I have prepared research, data, charts, and will destroy you.
  20. Home is where the bra isn’t.
  21. Don’t stand too close to the heater babe. Plastic melts.
  22. don’t regret doing things, regret getting caught
  23. Life is not a problem to be solved but a reality to be experienced.
  24. God bless this hot mess!
  25. I was not born for mediocre
  26. Make the rest of your life the best of your life
  27. Always remember that you are absolutely unique… Just like everyone else…
  28. Life is too short. Don’t waste it copying my Bio…!
  29. Try to be a rainbow in someone’s cloud.
  30. Don’t compromise yourself – you’re all you have. – John Grisham
  31. A caffeine-dependent life-form.
  32. Strong alone, unstoppable together.
  33. Are you a banker because I’d like you to leave me a loan
  34. My hair is the crown I never take off.
  35. At last, I graduated… now the thermometer is not the only thing in the world having degrees without brains.
  36. At the end of the day, life should ask us “do you want to save the changes?”
  37. No this isn’t a dream, this is my reality
  38. I know I’m a handful but that’s why you got two hands.
  39. Will go into survival mode if tickled.
  40. I don’t need any part-time people in my life
  41. Recovering donut addict.
  42. Be a flamingo in a flock of pigeons.
  43. If I had a flower for every time I thought of you, I could walk in my garden forever.
  44. When daydreams become reality.
  45. Your life becomes a masterpiece when you learn to master peace.
  46. There are no winners in life… only survivors.
  47. If you listen closely, you can hear me not caring.
  48. I’m your worst nightmare.
  49. Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get a warm feeling that it brings.
  50. In a world where you can be anyone, be yourself
  51. Don’t be ashamed of who you are. That’s your parent’s job.
  52. God bless this hot mess
  53. Don’t drink and park – accidents cause people.
  54. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
  55. Two wrongs don’t make a right, take your parents as an example.
  56. What is a free gift? Aren’t all gifts free?
  57. Take care of your body, it’s the only place you have to live.
  58. Sassy, Classy, and Bad-assy!
  59. Just make sure to love your life.

Twitter bios don’t have a lot of space allocated to it so choose wisely. Also, it’s not the only thing, you can use all the aspects together to create a vibe and make yourself unforgettable and seem interesting. It’s not that hard once you find your element so good luck for that and I hope I helped you pick out or write your own twitter bio.

Adiós!

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